Funny quotes- sickness and health

It is very important to give sick people medical cannabis, not only because of the pain, is also for friends to come visit.

I have a lot of great personality traits, or as my doctor calls them.. symptoms.

My credit card is valid through March 2018 so can I eat it?

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My training program: 1. run 2 miles. 2. 5 sets of pushups. 3. Stretching 4. 30-years break And so on...

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places- Henry Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places- Henry Youngman