Funny diet and food quotes

I do not do sports because I'm always 20 minutes after I've eaten something

I eat only in two situations: when I'm hungry and when I'm not hungry:

This is also what happens to me when I do Yoga:

For those who blame the holidays for eating so much:

I have an eating disorder- I can't find my chocolate!!!

Ice cream is not fattening ... fattening those who eat it.

I agree with that-

The only free cheese is in the mouse trap.

The only reason I'm fat is thin body can not contain my personality

Don't eat because something is eating you

30 Things you shouldn't say to a fat girl / woman

Here is a list of things not to say to a fat girl or woman because they are insulting, disturbing and essentially none of your business:

1. When are you supposed to give birth?

2. You've lost weight?

3. If you were not overweight you were beautiful...

4. Cake anyone? I don't offer *you*, you don't need that.

5. Don't worry, it's not fried.

6. I heard about a great new diet for you.

7. You know that after you'll get off weight you will suffer from loose skin.

8. You have not eaten enough?

9. No one wants to eat it, do you want?

10. Why don’t you work out?

11. I'm selling a diet product, are you interested?

12. You actually look good.

13. You're not fat.

14. Do you really need that candy bar?

15. You should wear black

16. We don't have anything in your size.

17. I wish I could enjoy food like you...

18. Have you checked your cholesterol recently?

19. I'd go out with you if you were thinner.

20. You shouldn't wear stripes/polka dots/floral prints.

21. Have you ever thought about gastric bypass surgery?

22. You must snoring at night.

23. You have to take one piece bathing suit.

24. You can't enter the elevator, it won't take us up.

25. Wait, we'll give you another chair.

26. *not confirming friend request at facebook, who wants a fat friend?*

27. He preferred to go out with you?

28. Fat people are happier

29. I eat a quarter of what you eat and explode.

30. Good for you that you danced around people.

New Year Reflections

Today is January 1.

Happy New Year.

What more symbolically fitting to do some soul-searching at the top of the new year and start new?

How many calories, how much body fat and some muscle mass will replace it with the new page?

But you can not open a new page. I open the My Life book pages are full of fat. Sponge whole new page. Need to clean the pages very slowly until we meet in a few new episodes clean. Can I begin the process today?

I hope very much so.

My biggest enemy is not the food, no carbohydrates, no gluten and saturated fat.

My greatest enemy is lack of caring.

How I got to not care when I brush my teeth, I see a thick hand trembling bereaved? When I sit down on a chair, his legs extend the angles between them? How I got into bed I look like a whale washed ashore? When I go in my footsteps shake it like an elephant parade? I can not climb stairs without my later be accelerated pulse and my heart almost explodes and Atnsp like a balloon inflated?

How I gave up my femininity? The sexy?

But more importantly - how I gave up my health? The chance to get to my grandmother when I fit, I can help my children to keep their children at any time they want, go wild with them, to have power to them whenever they want. I gave up on longevity, maybe I gave up on seeing my children have children getting married. Why give up?

Discovered.

The matter.

To continue you have to change, you have to have care.

The following pages in the book should become clean and browsing becomes slow gradually become more light and pleasant.

Finally, a picture I found online: "fat people, if you stare at them you feel better about yourself."

What is this blog about?

O.K then this is the second day of the existence of the blog and I see that nobody came in and did not respond.

Perhaps the title "Diary of a fat woman" daunting? Because what can you expect a blog like this? Recipes for sweets will be there, crying and self-pity? I was not attracted to this blog ...

Have you noticed that the background of the blog is black? The reason of course is a lean black ...

So what will help me????
Available health sites and reading that obesity increases the risk of heart disease, diabetes, hypertension, certain types of cancer and more. "
Mommy, it's scary. Just what could be Wall again "this? Run over by a truck? Get stuck in an elevator? At least it reduces the risk that I would fly in the air if there is a hurricane or something.

But the thing that scares me is the cancer. So I invented a slogan - "Our body is not beta version." It's the real thing. Then you can not upgrade. So keep him.

And Finally a picture of Dr. Phil to hang on the refrigerator:

YOU ARE FAT! don't try and sugar coat it bacause you'll eat that too